learning all the words to a song where the singer sings really fast so you can sing along at the same speed is honestly the most satisfying thing
So theres two women on the bus im on and first of all, theyre twins. Second THEY ARE WEARING THE EXACT SAME THING. Same shirt(one was wearing a red one and the other a white one), same stripy pants, same bags, same umbrella, same necklaces, same earrings, same style glasses.
Literally the only difference between them was the color of their shirt.
I wonder if they planned this or if its a daily thing.
what old joke are we going to bring back next
repeat after me
if a bi, pan, or asexual person dates someone of the opposite gender
IT DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE STRAIGHT
tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why
ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever
i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post
No one ever messages me. 😒
I got seven hellos & hi’s the last time i reblogged this
Cop arrests a gay criminal, interrogates him
Cop: Give it to me straight.
Criminal: I can’t I’m gay